Keep Calm And Don't Blink!

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

roachpatrol:

Just had my first ever cup of coffee and i am now to punch one million moose in the face. How is this amount of stimulant legal.

I think my eyebrows are vibrating.

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

Me:haahh that’s so true
My granda: that sounds lodgical…

queensolverson:

lunarjumper:

boy and girl: *look at each other*

*ten billion fan arts, fanfictions, amvs, headcanons*

boy and boy: *look at each other*

*ten billion fan arts, fanfictions, amvs, headcanons*

girl and girl: *flirt constantly, think about each other constantly, kiss, have sex, get married, have lady babies*

fanbase: they r just friends, oh my god stop making everything about lesbians

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cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me


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truzi:

 I’m just trying to earn an emoji next to my name in your phone

darning-socks:

HARDCORE

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

Ain’t no thing like me, except me!

tazzygal:

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

…some stories are best left unspoken. This one is going to drive me crazy, though….

tazzygal:

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

…some stories are best left unspoken. This one is going to drive me crazy, though….

sixpenceee:

The Doll Eye plant (Actaea pachypoda) is one species of plant that could kill you. The berries contain cardiogenic toxins that can have an immediate sedative effect on cardiac muscle tissue. Ingestion of the berries can lead to cardiac arrest and death. (Source)

They look like marshmellows ^-^

sixpenceee:

The Doll Eye plant (Actaea pachypoda) is one species of plant that could kill you. The berries contain cardiogenic toxins that can have an immediate sedative effect on cardiac muscle tissue. Ingestion of the berries can lead to cardiac arrest and death. (Source)